Alternative Life Styles

For the alternative life style community in addition to our program
packages we provide a special program called
Tranquility
exclusively for Lesbians ready to commit or having issues.

We also offer our
Infinity  program exclusively for those who are
undecided as to their decision and the related issues to consider and
the effect of those issues in the real world of the new lesbian.

We also provide the environment necessary for reflection and
decision in a personally guided or unguided exploration of your
hopes, dreams, problems and fears for one on one or couples.

We understand and appreciate that we all have the need for
reflection and nourishment and to that end we offer simple soothing
opportunities at affordable prices for you alone or with a partner or
friend to explore your feelings and relationships .
ROMANCE                        OOPS                         BEST BETS        SWEET SERENITY
2. Where do I stay?  Our guests receive guest pricing, and your own private
and pleasant, comfortable and comforting home to stay in while you enjoy one of
our programs. We offer more than a B&B in amenities and are better than a
vacation rental in that we Have a variety of services available to our guests at
discounted prices while you are enrolled in and participating in a program during
a stay with us. All of our program packages include Special Touches
tm amenities.

There are also fun things to do as part of your stay to nourish your soul as well as
your body which are available thru Chef on Call or available by our limousine
taking you to one of the area's finest restaurants and more. We also have bicycles,
canoes, a Motor Yacht and more to make your stay enjoyable as well as
educational.
The time is now,, Fly... Fulfill your dreams
               How to handle the hurdles of life

                  A series of programs designed to provide you with            
       opportunities to selectively  cope with or improve your life...
  At your own pace, Affordably, Practically, Enjoyably
       One on One,Couples or a Small group setting.
ABOUT US                CRUISES           LAKE/LAND FUN        LODGING  

Other Romantic lake Cruises Offerings       

Packages                          Free Stuff

More of what you come to the mountains to enjoy.
                             Affordable, relaxing, Fun....
On the Lake:
Adult Cruises on Rendezvous: Cruise the lake surrounded by mountains and more.
Romance, Fun, Celebration packages and more of what you come to the lake to enjoy.

Family Cruises on Chatoogie Queen: Birthdays, Reward Cruises, Raft Pulls, Swimming,
Pirates Treasure and Princess of the sea cruises.  Other themes available.
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Lodging:
Adult, Unique, Lodging at Simple Pleasures Lodging. More than a B&B, Better than a
Vacation Rental. Ask about our Exclusive
Simple Touches tm Pamper program and our
affordable rental packages that give you a full home and more.

For Adults: Simple Pleasures, Fantasia and The Captain's Cottage

                   Coming soon Serenity complete with Japanese soaking tub and more.


For Families: The Teddy Bear Cottage. A home away from home with fun things for Kids
to do.
NO TV. Letting Children have creative fun in the mountains and on the lake.
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Magical Mountain Motor Tours::

For Adults: A variety of single, couple or small group motor tours for all levels of fitness
and Fun. Waterfalls, Mountains, Streams, Lakes, Rivers, Country Roads, Wineries, White
Water Rafting, Canoing, Entertainment Venues and much, much, more. Limousine, Town
Car or Pick up, Depending on your choices.
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Our Mountain Memory Partner: *Chef On Call:

For Adults: Have all or any of your meals prepared in your home. From Breakfast to
Party Fare and more.
Ask about this Gourmet opportunity for a restful fun vacation or
getaway for every one.

*Chef on Call provides in home meal preparation and more as a service to Simple Pleasures Lodging and other fine vacation rental,
Private home and other settings. Ask your
FREE planner if Chef On Call is right for you.

For Families: Limited offerings. Get details when you call.
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Simple Weddings:
Have the wedding of your dreams affordably  in a variety of beautiful outdoor or indoor
locations. We offer do it all services from Wedding Coordinator to Minister, Limousine,
Yacht, Wedding Car,Wedding and other Cakes, Bachelor, Bachelorette, Grooms Dinner,
Reception and Venue services including decoration, table scapes and settings,Disc
Jockey, Live Music, Unique pluses,Photographer, Beverage service,Free use of a
wedding gown and more to make your day more than special.....
    
                       
We make memories...Let us make yours.
                We now offer limited Tuxedo services
   Weddings don't have to be expensive to be beautiful and professional
          We offer all the services and can do it all or as much as you want us to do... Its, your wedding.
Hands on affordable programs that work mixed with fun  
This money pit I call home:
A confidence and skill building program for women who live alone
or have to deal with the problems of homes and how to fix them.
These are hands on programs that actually teach you by showing you how to repair the
common problems.
You will fix things in the program you select. You don't have to be
overcharged or worried about what you are signing.
 A go green real money saver.

1.Plumbing: Do it yourself plumbing repairs.
2.
Electrical: Do it yourself electrical repairs.
3.
Sheet rock: Do it yourself sheet rock repairs.
4. Tools: What you need and what you don't.
5.
Making Things: Basics in building.
6. Gutters: How to clean, repair and learn when to replace
7.
Estimating to know when they want too much to fix it.
8.  Understanding Contracts,Invoices,Estimates and fine print.
Day to Day living

     Is a collection of programs for women of any age
wanting to change their lives, find Closure or cope with the life
wrecking devastation caused by:

Separation from a loved one by war, miles or circumstance, The
Loss of a loved one, Illness, Job Loss, Marital disruption,   
Divorce, Relationships, Isolation, Loneliness, Feelings of
Inadequacy, Sadness ,Unhappiness or the way you look, act, or
feel, the sense of being, Overwhelmed by life.... Your life.

Family problems, Money problems, Problems fitting in or
Getting a new start in a new place. Alone with no friends or
family to guide and help you and no one to really listen to you.

Understanding the role religion plays in your life. Life style
decisions including: making,enjoying, changing and living with
your choices. or just managing life each day,  
                                                 
 
1. Separation; How to cope with the feelings, problems and pitfalls
2. Loss of a loved one: Nourishment for survival.
3. Illness: Yours, Mine and Ours. The 6 steps to Peace.
4. Relationships: Good, Bad or Indifferent and Why.
5. Marriage, Divorce, Separation and the second time around.
6.  Loneliness : How it affects everything you do and the cure.
7.  Overwhelmed : How to restructure with purpose for success.
8.   Feelings: The good, The bad, and the Ugly. So what now.
9.   The Family: Party time without the party and how to fix it.
10. The problems of the new girl on the block and how to fit in.
11. I don't like me. Fact, Fiction and more to get it right.
12. Money: 10 steps to success.
13. Religion: Okay, so is there a God or not and so what.
14. Alone in the world: How to make it better.
15. How to stop getting ripped off: The 12 step learning process.
16. Who makes the rules and which ones are important.
17. But my problem is special: Create your own program to deal
with your issues, problems and the rough spots in your life.
18. How to deal with scams and other assorted ripoffs.
19. Who do I turn to: The mentor program. Never on your own
20. Achieving Peace: It really is attainable. Do this.
21. Happiness: Is too much a good thing or a bad thing and why.
22. Living Life: Setting and attaining Goals and the rewards.
23. The Seven deadly sins plus two with values and character.
24. Character, Values, Integrity, Fidelity: Not just words.
               Common Questions
1. How do I  do this?  Its easy call us and speak to one of our FREE
Planners at 828 389 CALL (2255). email:
romanticlakecruises@verizon.net
                                                      Click link above to send an email. List subject as rlc program
2. What does it cost?
The Amazing you Program is $125.00 and is a one on one program. Hurdles
programming is in the
$FREE  to $75.00 range per module. The Money Pit
Program
is $75.00 per module including materials and tool use. A spouse or
significant other or friend is half price. Group rates are available. You will also
receive a discount on your lodging with us while using our program services and a
discount on our other services.

We recommend and suggest that you will have more flexibility and uninhibited
interactive participation time if taken as an individual without others to consider
or posture with etc. The choice is yours as to adding a second person or group as
only you know your most comfortable way to participate in programs of this type.
Discuss your preferences with  a
FREE planners then decide whats right for you.

Non guests are accepted on a space available basis. The Amazing you Program is $595.00 and the
other Amazing you program offerings are $295.00 for each program. Workshop only. No other
amenities or discounts apply to non guests.