Lodging             (We are proud to announce our third year as a green Lodging)

We suggest that you explore the possibilities that await you at SIMPLE PLEASURES LODGING located on the
Historic Southern High Roads trail located between Hayesville and Franklin and 15 minutes from Hiawassee
Ga., and the Anderson Music Hall, The Rhododendron gardens and the best restaurant in the area.

We are on a paved road on a hill with a view of the mountains and a block from the lake in a quaint little village
with all paved roads connecting to paved roads to make driving a non problem as there are no steep mountains
to negotiate or muddy roads to slide on. Simple Pleasures is a friendly adult Facility offering 5 homes, The
Morning Mist, Fantasia our Honey Moon Suite convertible to a full home and the Studio for your enjoyment.

         We also have a separate facility for families, The Teddy Bear Cottage.

We are close to shopping, dining, Historic Hayesville NC.,and approximately two hours from everything else to
make your Mountain Memory a reality.

Lodging Rates: $0 to $150.00 per night based on your selections and packages. Its an innovative approach to
lodging worth exploring with our
FREE Planner by calling 828 389 CALL (2255).

With our FREE planner you can tailor make your getaway or vacation distinctly yours from beginning to end.
This is the home you want when you are away from home with a Private entrance, kitchen, bath,1or 2 bedrooms
a dining area and living room facing the mountains and one block from the lake with a seasonal lake view.

Cozy, comfortable and very clean with floor to ceiling windows, Ambient Lighting, pamper baths, Take home New
Pillows,a private hot tub room just a few steps away with 3 themes to include Zen, Mardi Gras and Yum time. All
have robes and Large fluffy towels to snuggle up in with no chlorine and no bleach to ruin your hair or irritate
your skin and no discomfort in your living quarters from moisture.

We also offer our exclusive Special Touches Program
tm  Complete with Concierge services to be sure your
properly taken care of during your stay.

Simple Pleasures is unique in that it offers more services than a B&B and is a vacation rental comparable to a
hotel, inn or resort affording you the best that is available in this area and in many cases beyond.

We pay attention to you and to the details to be sure you have the most of what you come to the mountains to
enjoy.
Our Goal is that you show up and we do the rest to make your vacation or getaway a Memory.
We also provide you with jpg pictures sent to your email address at no charge so you can both be in the picture
to make your Mountain Memory Complete.

Special Touches tm

Only Simple Pleasures can offer you the Special Touches program. It is exclusively ours and no one else has it
or can offer it. Special Touches is all in the Details. Personal Attention for you, and meticulous attention to
everything else.

You are assigned a personal concierge to see to it that your stay with us and the use of our services is the best
that we can make it. Have a special request? We will do our best to fill it. Wish to sleep until noon and then have
your breakfast, no problem. After all This is your memory. No regimentation, No use it or lose it meals, No anxiety
and No stress just you and a way to really enjoy your surroundings.

Some Examples of Special Touches Services.

1. Lodging Freshening once per week or more upon request. Includes vacuuming, Light dusting and trash    
removal. Kitchen, appliance cleaning and bath cleaning is available upon request.

2. Nightly Turn Down with a choice of Scented bed rub with fresh herbs and a savory or sweet treat.

3. Local paper delivered with your morning juice, coffee and warmed face cloth. (Weekly, monthly Guests)

4. Reservations for dinner, Theater tickets, Event tickets, Guided Tours, Self Guided tours and more.

5. Full Concierge services and priority services.

6. Limousine Priority.

7. Yacht Priority.

8. Hot tub priority.

9. Special Pricing on all additional services and service requests including additional guests in your home.

10. Special safety program discounts.

11. A privacy package for the ultimate in discretion and privacy.

12. A simple process to handle your requests. You do not need a wallet while you are here your requests
are automatically processed to your credit card account. Debit cards are pre charged prior to services.

13.
FREE, New, Pillows to take home with you as recent studies have shown the problem is in the pillow and
 changing the Pillow case isn't enough. Plastic covers are noisy and air filled. New Pillows keep you safe.

14. A Welcome home basket includes goodies and necessities. (Weekly, monthly Guests)

15. Pet Boarding Assistance.

16. Canoe and Bicycle Priority.

17. Other services also included in this program.


We Offer Relaxation: Aboard Rendezvous a 32 foot Motor Yacht to relax on the water with Sunrise to
Sunset offerings, Spa services by Limousine, A large wide bodied Old Towne Canoe placed in and removed for
you with a gourmet picnic lunch, Comfort and safety amenities are included to keep you safe and happy while
you leisurely drift and explore the lake and bicycles to enjoy the scenery at your own pace.

We even have no stress Bike and Canoe packages, Junqtiquing, Shopping, Antiquing, private reading spaces,
water fall tours at all levels and of course a full range of the latest spa services in beautiful surroundings  and
much more to keep you pleasantly occupied.

Books to read, Music, both classical and popular from the 40's through the 80's and more. We also have a large
selection of games to play from naughty to nice, plenty of rocking chairs, a swing or two and a pretty little
garden to sit in and enjoy nature with butterflies, many different birds and other wildlife who share the garden
space with you.

We also have a Sunday morning mountain Religious service at Sunrise and denominational churches as well for
your religious requests and an on site minister and counselor if you require those services.


WE OFFER ADVENTURE: Horse back riding, Golf, Fishing, (We can supply tackle and boats), Water sports,
white water rafting, Water craft, bicycles and our own wide bodied Old Towne Canoe. There is also hiking,
walking, beautiful Sunrises and Sunsets to be seen from your wrap around deck or the top of a mountain or on a
beautiful lake surrounded by Mountains with a delicious Sunrise breakfast or a simple cup of coffee.

We also offer: Delicious meals through Chef on Call 4U and by Limousine as well as picnic baskets, full Lunches
and more to make your stay pleasant and enjoyable.

Whether you are looking for fun in the sun, Beautiful water, Mountains, Waterfalls, Streams, woods, Bridges and
more in 4 different states (NC. GA. Tn. SC) we have them from the Smokies, to the Appalachian Trail, and beyond.

We also have the truly world famous John Campbell folk School, Bavarian Helen,The Joyce Kilmer forest, the
Dragon's tail, Glass Blowers and other crafters and much more to entertain you as part of our day trips for your
enjoyment. We know where the fun and the action are as well as all the quiet spots worth seeing. Whether you
want quiet or a Festival atmosphere or Adventurous Action, we have it.

We also offer self guided tours for the best swimming, view walking, hiking and sight seeing on foot or by car.
We offer you more than cookie cutter getaways and vacations. We Make Memories, Let us make one for you

From Simplicity to Elegance and all that is in between call us to
find out why we are  your best choice for Mountain Memories to last
you a lifetime... Call Now to plan your time in your home..
                Call our FREE planner for details. 828 389 CALL (2255)
                    Ask about guest service discounts on other services.    
     Recommended for those who want their own private space in the mountains
FUN in the Mountains $595.00

A Private Sunset Cruise for one or two on
Rendezvous the Lake Chatuge Love Boat
includes Limousine, Roses, Music, Complimentary bottle of wine, Candle light dessert,
Memory card and more.
Very, Very Romantic.  You also get:

Magical Mountain Motor Tour to Helen, a Quaint Bavarian mountain village or For $75.00
more enjoy the
Deluxe Waterfall Tour with a swim or hike option available followed by
shopping in an eclectic village instead of the Bavarian Helen tour.

You also get two nights lodging at Simple Pleasures Lodging and a Chef on Call 4u Gourmet
breakfast each morning at your request. 2 bicycle rentals are included in this package.
FREE: * up to 25 jpg photos of your stay *Prints available in a variety of sizes and paper at additional cost.    .                
             
                Recommended for those who want the
FUN without the work.


                Call our FREE planner for details. 828 389 CALL (2255)
                   Ask about guest service discounts on other services.    
              Recommended for those who want Romance in the mountains .                                    
    

SimplePleasures                                  
                
The home you want when away from home...
This photograph was taken from the front deck at Simple Pleasures by photographer John Moses

                                  2010    Promotion    2010

Season Saver: Save up to $200.00 off the regular rate for your own private
Vacation home in the Mountains.

HOME AWAY FROM HOME: $700.00 ( Weekly Rental up to 2 weeks Maximum)
This vacation package is for  one or two guests looking to have their own private home
in the Mountains with more privacy than a B&B and more convenience than just a Vacation
rental.

A Turn Key Vacation that only requires you to show up and enjoy yourself at Simple
Pleasures your destination lodging for vacations, getaways, special occasions and more.
Includes Seven nights lodging (7), scheduled use of a canoe and two bicycles.  Gourmet or
Entertainment kit rentals are optional and offered at a 30% discount with this package.

Also included are a Welcome Home basket and two new pillows that you can take home
when you leave. Fresh Bedding and towels once a week. Available More often upon request.
Fresh Mountain Spring Water available each day upon request.
FREE jpg pictures.

Horse back riding, Golf, Fishing, Shopping and our other services are also available options.

Also Includes: Option for up to two Additional adult guests who may be added for $50.00 per
night staying in the same home
*lodging only . Registration for extra guests to be made upon
Booking.

                 Call our
FREE planner for details. 828 389 CALL (2255)
                     Ask about guest service discounts on other services.    
      Recommended for those who want their own private space in the mountains
Rescue Me: $595.00 Our stress relief relaxation Getaway package perfect for the About to
get marrieds, Newlyweds, New parents, the Traumatized, the Harried, the I don't want to
think about or make another decision runaways and those that simply want a break from
their own daily reality or temporary insanity. Think of it:
FUN, relaxation and real value.

Includes: 2 nights of relaxation and FUN. The best part is we can make the decisions for you
if you like so that your stay is filled with surprise.  You also get
FREE* Up to 25 jpg photos of
your stay.*
Prints available in a variety of sizes and paper at additional cost.   You have to call on this one!

               Call our FREE planner for details. 828 389 CALL (2255)
                 Ask about guest service discounts on other services.    
            Recommended for those who want Romance in the mountains
My Special Time: $495.00 A quiet, gentle time that matches your personality to the vivid
experiences of the mountains and the tranquility of the Lake. Come alone and enjoy quiet
moments in a tranquil setting on the lake, in the Mountains or read a book in our humming
bird,butterfly garden or gaze at a mountain while you drink tea on your wrap around deck
facing the mountains...Hmmm. Healing, Soothing and Relaxing when you need the solace and
comfort of nature. Pleasant when you just want to be alone with options for more.
Perfect for
singles traveling alone.

Includes: 2 nights with breakfast each morning and our Lets do lunch platter aboard the
Rendezvous
the Lake Legend Motor Yacht for a private cruise. Free with this package.

                Call our FREE planner for details. 828 389 CALL (2255)
                    Ask about guest service discounts on other services.    
             Recommended for those who want Gentle love or a commune with nature.
A Time For Love: $549.95 For couples in love. Perfect for those wanting to profess their
love in a beautiful wooded setting or by a rushing stream or a soft gentle meadow where time
stands still... Or perhaps gaze into a quiet pool at the base of a waterfall or take a gentle
stroll along the Lake and enjoy life and each other as you create your own memory. Enjoy a
private Moonlight Star Gazer cruise complete with a candle light dessert and a
complimentary bottle of wine aboard your own private yacht.

Includes: 2 nights in the Honey Moon Suite with Satin Sheets, a Craftmatic bed with heat and
vibration to ease sore muscles, a complimentary bottle of wine and your own pamper tub for
one so that each of you can pamper the other. Also included is a sweet or savory treat before
bedtime and a Gourmet breakfast or Good old Country Breakfast by motor car each morning
of your stay. Don't forget the hot tub or to schedule your bikes or canoe.
FREE Jpg pictures.

                 Call our FREE planner for details. 828 389 CALL (2255)
                     Ask about guest service discounts on other services.    
              Recommended for those who want Romance in the mountains
For Lovers Only: $695.00 For the Sophisticate who enjoys fine dining mountain style  
with special touches and pampering including a private limousine, yacht, dinner and more.

Have it all with a
FREE Moonlight Star Gazer cruise a complimentary bottle of wine and a
lobster supper complete with a candle light dessert.

Discreet or Flamboyant this may be for you.

Includes: 2 nights, Gourmet Breakfast each day and a Gourmet dinner each night, A trip to
Bavarian Helen, 2 scheduled bicycles and canoe.
FREE jpg pictures.

                 Call our FREE planner for details. 828 389 CALL (2255)
                    Ask about guest service discounts on other services.    
               Recommended for those who want Romance in the mountains .                                    
    
Girls Night Out:
2 Nights:  
Only $200.00 each for four to six girls.

Getaway girl fun for ladies only:

Celebrate For No Reason because you want to party. Or Celebrate your engagement,
Wedding, promotions, graduations or Yes, Even your DIVORCE.

We can provide you with a blow up dummy, or a male dancer, videos, adult toys or give
us a full length picture and we will make a dart board with cool prizes for hits in the
appropriate places then add a little booze and enjoy your night.
           (additional cost and requires two weeks notice)

If you want we can take jpg photos of as much of this extravaganza as you like so you
will have great memories to show or hide for private viewing.

Then on day two:

Enjoy your hangover and/or the Georgia Mountains, with hikes, bikes, and the
Rendezvous, The Lake Love Boat , your private Yacht to enjoy the sunset or the sunrise
with plenty to drink and eat and your own personal Limousine to enjoy while you are
here at Simple Pleasures.

Swim in a waterfall or lounge in a pool at the base of one or in a cold mountain stream or
yes even a swimming pool. Then back to Simple Pleasures and a Hot tub with chocolate
covered strawberries before dinner where Fabulous food by Chef of Call 4 U or the best
restaurants in this area prepare for your arrival where fresh flowers and jpg pictures
make your night memorable.

Then its off to dancin and prancin with the good old boys at the local waterin holes or to
Bavarian Helen for a taste of Germany before your ride back to Simple Pleasures and a
comfortable bed so you can get up and savor the day or your hangover.

Fabulous Food, Simple Pleasures lodging, Romantic Lake Cruises fun cruise aboard
Rendezvous at sunset, Magical Mountain Motor Tours waterfall tour, Chef On Call 4U
services for gourmet meals, Hot tub with choice of 3 themes,  Bavarian Helen and more
Its all here to make your girls night out really a night out.

   
 Create your own girls night out and we will do our best to make it work.
     Tell us what you want and we can work on how to do it at a reasonable price.
      Hint: Ask about some of what we have done so far to stimulate your thinking.

                     Call our FREE planner for details. 828 389 CALL (2255)
                         Ask about guest service discounts on other services.                 
                   Recommended for those Just a little crazy or just full of fun.
Guests at Simple Pleasures Married by Simple Weddings
                                    Vacation Lodging Rates

                                                        2010      Rate Schedule       2010
Short Stay Rates

$150.00 to 170.00 per night:  15% discount 3 nights to 6 nights.

Standard Stay Rates

One Week:         $800      ( 7 nights at $114.00 per night)
Two Weeks        $1,500   ( 14 nights at $107.00 per night)
Three Weeks:    $1,995   (21 nights at $95.00 per night)

Discounts on all services at 30%

Monthly Rates

One Month:      $2,550  Per Month       (30 nighs at      $             (30 nights at 85.00 per night)
Two Months:    $2,000  Per Month       (60 nights at     $
Three Months: $1,800  Per Month       (90   nights at   $
Four Months:   $1,500  Per Month       (120 nights at   $
Five Months:   $ 1,395  Per Month      (150 nights at    $

Sixth Month ONLY: $500/$1,350 (180 days at    $  
      
Good Tenant Bonus ask your FREE Planner for details
Failure to meet criteria rent shall be $1,350 for the 6th. month

                                                Vacation Rental Guest Discounts

All Standard stay, Package offerings and Custom Programs Rates done with our FREE planner can be given to
you by a
FREE planner or are as shown.

                                    New Guest Discounts

Elderly: 62 and over with picture proof of age. 10% One week or 15%  2 or 3 week stays.

Military: Active Service Regular active duty Forces only. 25% discount. Military picture ID required
25% Discount applies to a one week stay or longer. Shorter stays 15% discount.

Public Service: Police, Firefighters, Emt. Support staff employed and paid as full time 10% discount.

Professional Discounts: Doctors, Lawyers, Engineers, Architects only: 10%

Returning Guests: Speak to a FREE Planner for your discount rate of up to 50%.


                                                           Package Selections

Our packages offer both value and economy for those who don't wish to or have the time to create a package
Our
FREE planner can assist you with any package we have and in many cases can give it a personalized
tweak to make it yours.
                The Wedding Planner... More than just the party.
So you found the one you love... or did you?

This program explores your relationship, your values your goals and the selection process you
used to find both the spouse of your dreams and a lasting marriage.

It also provides you with the information necessary to operate the business of marriage, Children,
In laws and others. The usual problems of the newly wedded.

The importance of  finishing School, How to realistically deal with teen pregnancy and the I have got to
get married dilemma.

Faith: What it is, what it means, why have it? How to have a faith based or other marriage, and how to
deal with the my faith your faith issues.

Learn coping skills or how to polish up your own and that marriage is not a game but that it has
rewards as well as responsibilities if you learn to deal with it on an adult level.

We also answer your questions and try to help with any relationship problems you may have that
would impede your success and a fruitful life together.